imaqtpie copypastas | TwitchQuotes (2024)

twitchquotes: Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color?

twitchquotes: If imaqtpie was in front of you, and scarra was behind you, and you were an inch deep in imaqtpie, and scarra was an inch deep in you, and you had to move an inch forwards or backwards, which way would you move?

twitchquotes: my hairs too long, but not my bananna, you guessed it right, its michael santana

twitchquotes: Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color?

twitchquotes: Sometimes I think the stream froze, but nope. Its just Michael Santana staring into the monitor and mouth breathing while remaining perfectly still. The focus of a champion.

twitchquotes: Hola Miguel, it is me your father, Fernando Santana. I see you achieved a lot in your life and your seniora Lisha is a fine mamacita. When are you comin to Mehico?

twitchquotes: 📉 q-qt, I charted your LP for the last month...

twitchquotes: AH! White shirt! Gray screen! Empirical data suggests this is a QTpie stream.

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! Thanks for the quality stream. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!

twitchquotes: The year is 2050, league is played by less than 100 people. Qt has finally reached rank one, "Lisha I did it!" he yells excitedly. The sound echoes through the empty mansion. Lisha left long ago...

twitchquotes: -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___[Miss][Miss][Miss] Don't mind me just taking my QT's Jhin shots for a walk

twitchquotes: ☎️📞 HELLO? Computer repairman?? ☎️📞 This is QT ☎️📞 Monitor always grey ☎️📞 need you to fix

twitchquotes: Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.

twitchquotes: Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QT’s stream to find him sitting in queue… He frantically began tabbing between his client and QT’s stream, then one after the other… both queues popped. “I need the toilet” he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.

twitchquotes: Hi Imaqtpie, this is David 'Repertoir' Capurro, the lead designer on Kog'Maw back in 2010. Watching you play my champion really warms my heart, and I think you're one of the good guys. You've even mastered his passive!

twitchquotes: Hello Imaqtpie! I was wondering how small streamers such as you (I dont mean to be rude or anything) look up to huge and successful streamers such as Lee "Faker" sang-hyeok?

twitchquotes: um... e-excuse me mr. imaqtpie... r-rank one is the other way

twitchquotes: (Viewbot #420) Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.

twitchquotes: DO A MEME ALREADY WE PAY YOU TO MEME SAY YOUR PHRASE

twitchquotes: I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo